humor
Sirius,. AI-Generated.
Sirius, the Star Who Sat in My Lap I have to retract my previous statement about only kissing people I don’t know when paid. 😅 At Sunday service, a sweet little chocolate boy, about one-year old, climbed over his mom and my sister to visit me on the pew—several times! His mom leaned over as I held him and said, "His name is Sirius." She explained that Sirius doesn’t usually go to other people, so I guess she figured I should know his name since we had already bonded.
By Denelsia Walker2 years ago in Poets
Larry, C'mon!
I know you think I'm on repeat, but c'mon! You know I meant well! This whole mess is not my fault! I didn't go to one rally, listen to any speeches, or watch the conventions! I don't even follow the headlines! Heck, I don't even have a duck-darn television. - How can I be responsible for Geese Without Borders? We immigrate every year! I had nothing to do with any of it- you know me, Larry! -
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)2 years ago in Poets
Everyone Happens for a Season
"Watch diligently your DART, because even though it's always sharp, it's occasionally smooth." "The whole torrent with the world is that dips & nitwits are always so flooded w/themselves, while wiser washouts are drained by DROUGHT"
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Poets
