Sumcunt

some cunt stole my parking space

some cunt fucked my cat

some cunt upgraded my mchappy meal

and made me fuckin fat

some cunt put the tele on

i couldn't tell you when

some cunt flicked the fuckin dial

and got channel fuckin ten

some cunt stole my condoms

and all my fuckin weed

some cunt sapped my motivation

but left my fuckin greed

some cunt drunk all my fuckin beer

and left the empties on my chair

some cunt shit in my shampoo

just smell my fuckin hair

some cunt cut me off in traffic

some fat cunt in a truck

now i'm stuck behind a volvo

wishing they'd get to fuck

some cunt tried to fucking tell me

this fuckin poem is a song

silly cunt i fuckin laughed

there's no music dickhead

some cunt asked if i could spare a durry

while we were standing in a line

sorry cunt i got none to spare

i tend to smoke all mine

some cunts reckon i whinge a lot

and it's possible they are right

there's a lot to fuckin moan about

i'm just bringing it to light