some cunt stole my parking space
some cunt fucked my cat
some cunt upgraded my mchappy meal
and made me fuckin fat
some cunt put the tele on
i couldn't tell you when
some cunt flicked the fuckin dial
and got channel fuckin ten
some cunt stole my condoms
and all my fuckin weed
some cunt sapped my motivation
but left my fuckin greed
some cunt drunk all my fuckin beer
and left the empties on my chair
some cunt shit in my shampoo
just smell my fuckin hair
some cunt cut me off in traffic
some fat cunt in a truck
now i'm stuck behind a volvo
wishing they'd get to fuck
some cunt tried to fucking tell me
this fuckin poem is a song
silly cunt i fuckin laughed
there's no music dickhead
some cunt asked if i could spare a durry
while we were standing in a line
sorry cunt i got none to spare
i tend to smoke all mine
some cunts reckon i whinge a lot
and it's possible they are right
there's a lot to fuckin moan about
i'm just bringing it to light
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Brenton F
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Comments (2)
It’s always good to learn some Australian slang. So funny, this ride through town with all the cunts wanting to take away your peace. They will never give up!
You sly fukker - there is music!!!!