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Silliness

By Mother Combs (Sharon)Published 3 years ago • 1 min read
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Bart always screws up

Homer sure wants to kill him

Maggie is cutest

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Lisa is too brilliant.

Marge’s hair is way too tall.

Barney is a drunk

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Moe is very crazy.

Apu runs convenience store

Santa’s Helper starves.

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Snowball is not white.

Poor Grandpa has Alzheimer’s

Skinner is so dumb.

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Crusty is a clown

Patty and Selma are twins

Martin is genius

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Ha ha, Nelson laughs.

Ms. Crabapple is lonely.

Milhouse wears glasses

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A fish with three eyes

Chief Wiggums is very strange

Burns is full of greed

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I really should not watch the Simpsons. I can’t help myself, though. They are funny.

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Mother Combs (Sharon)

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    Written by Mother Combs (Sharon)