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"Sheep" - A Parody Song of "Creep" by Radiohead

Ditching dignity in order to give people a few laughs. :D :D :D You are worth it! :D :D :D

By Rowan Finley Published 6 months ago • 1 min read
Top Story - May 2026
An unfortunate tale of a sheep who fell in love with an alpaca but events didn’t turn out so smoothly, or at least not in the figurative sense anyhow…

Verse I:

When you walked by the fence,

couldn't look you in the eyes.

You're just like an angel,

your wool makes me cry.

You prance like a feather,

in a beautiful field.

Your bangs look just right,

they look so right!

Chorus:

But I’m a sheep,

in a pasture,

painfully in love,

with an alpaca.

You’re so fluffy special!

You’re fluffy sweet!

Could you love a sheep?

Verse II:

Whatever makes you happy,

I’ll do whatever you want!

You’re so fluffy special!

You’re so fluffy sweet!

Verse III: Sung by his mother

Son, I’m trying to sleep,

but you’re so noisy!

It’s no time for love songs!

It’s 12 a.m.!

I need my beauty rest!

Don’t let her pull the wool over your starry eyes!

It’s not very wise,

not very wise!

Verse IV:

Mom, it’s too late,

I’m leaving the fold!

I’m feeling very bold!

Can’t let love wait!

Verse V:

The next day was a surprise,

when she looked me in the eyes.

It was shearing day.

You heard me right,

it was shearing day…

AND I’M SO COLD!!!!!!!!

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About the Creator

Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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    Written by Rowan Finley