My hubby and myself have a special gift for each other.
We want some time alone to connect with one another.
I will be frank, Direct,
just get to my point.
We both need to get frisky,
Be naughty if you will,
He is looking very stylish,
In a Santa hat with matching undies,
I have on a two piece Mrs. Claus nightie,
Now we put Kippur, our dog, in a room,
We love him very much,
but he disrupts the mood.
We wanted time just so we could play,
The candles are lit,
Music is soft and soothing,
It is all going good,
Shh, be careful, let's not scare it away.
Till what do our ears start to hear,
Our dog clawing at the bedroom door,
And a loud CRASH,
Looking at each other, sad with despair.
This isn't going to happen,
We turn, walking sadly up the stairs.
Merry CHRISTMAS to all
AND WE HOPE YOU GET LAID!
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