A middle-aged lass from St Helens
Had the towns plumpest pair of melons
She howled in disdain
When left out in the rain
They were pinched by a couple of felons
***
Her muddle-brained man none too nice
Big Dick with a plan quite precise
I will sniff out those mutts
And hang both of those nuts
Then crack the dangling pair in a vice
***
The lass was enthralled by his plan
Richard her muddle-brained man
The felons would be toast
A pair of nuts for the roast
And a long cramped stretch in the can
***
Please Richard don’t shoot off too quick
Think long and hard my brave Dick
Loosen your load
Before you explode
The thought you might blow makes me sick
***
In the no time Dick had both of the felons
Light-fingers that pinched both her melons
Nuts thumped, bagged and tied
For a long stretch inside
Her melons were not ripe for sellin’
***
So Richard was no week tree-elf
With the melons safe on her front shelf
She had them polished and packed
So ripe, plump and racked
He lovingly pinched them himself
The Failed Poet - February 2021
Tim StiX is The Sober Bard and The Failed Poet on Vocal.
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