Rainbow of life.

Another one i wrote, Enjoy!😀…......I'm a brainy Red bird from Liverpool but not as you know it, 

I'm not a Green pot smoking Aussie Bogan, I don't even grow it.

I don't sail on yachts with rich men in Brown smelly jocks, but I can wrestle a crock in me Pink sandals and socks.

I can bash anybody even without a VB, guess I'm a tough Aussie, I even piss in the blue sea.

Yous lot call it dinner, we still call it tea and kangaroo tails a bloody jaded delicacy!

I can chuck a shrimp on the Barbie then toss the Red meat and do a mean home brew that wont make you spew on your mates feet.

Getting smashed at the wineries with free tasters is great. I've even got pissed in the bush and barbied a Brown snake.

I've gone fishing with a realestate agent and caught a bloody cold but his favorite word was annoyingly 'sold'.

I've been stung by a box jelly fish and a great White spat me back out.

I can even mime the Aussie anthem and you'll hear me shout...Aussie Aussie Aussie, welI I am one now without any doubt! 👌🇦🇺