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Put Through a Blender

Jonah Days... or Weeks

By Cezanne LibellenPublished 4 months ago 1 min read
Put Through a Blender
Photo by Jan Antonin Kolar on Unsplash

I dropped my coffee

Spilled it on my new shoes!!

Must have made a scene

Well, it gave me the blues.


I get to my job

The printer is jammed!!

That person's a slob-

They left it all crammed!!


Leave to get back home

Terrible traffic.

Get home, sub my toe

A painful classic.


Put through a blender

Testing my patience

With each new torture

I learn complaisance.


Back in the office

A nice old lady

Becomes incautious.

Boss becomes screechy.


I stepped in-between

Boss and Mrs. Jane

Brave to intervene.

And gently explain.


"Her day has been crap."

"What excuse is that?"

"Let the woman nap!

Give a break!" I spat.


From that day, I know,

We all have these weeks,

That don't always flow.

But there's more to see.


Thank you guys for reading!! This is inspired by the bad week my friend is having. We always feel alone during these times, but remember that everyone gets put through a blender!! Please like, share, and comment telling me if you can relate!!

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About the Creator

Cezanne Libellen

I am an ailurophile, xocolatophile, linguaphile, lexophile, and a bibliophile. Writing is my passion. I am currently working on a novel. Subscribe and share my stories if you want to see more of my work!

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  • Doc Sherwood4 months ago

    This is a great bit of comedy amongst the weightier themes of your other three poems this morning! I can relate, as I lost a pound coin yesterday (and didn't even find a penny, in defiance of the old saying!).

  • Ian Read4 months ago

    Ho boy, have we all been there... probably as both giver and recipient. Super relatable!

  • Real Poetic4 months ago

    This is fun and so relatable.

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