Ode to the Boyfriend

My small boyfriend, you inspire me to write.

How I love the way you call, hoot and drool,

Invading my mind day and through the night,

Always dreaming about the vestibule.

Let me compare you to a furry spoon?

You are more astute, lovable and grand.

Cute sun heats the blurry peaches of June,

And summertime has the bright fatherland.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love your auspicious smile, toe and arms.

Thinking of your banal toe fills my days.

My love for you is the pleasant firearms.

Now I must away with a hirsute heart,

Remember my bad words whilst we're apart