O Canada, Cathy Style
Hands off my beaver!
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O Canada
Our home and native land.
True patriot love, not for your tiny, orange hands.
With hockey sticks and curling stones,
while geese peck at your ears,
we’ll dunk your ass in maple syrup
and feed you to the bears.
God keep our beavers
unmolested and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Our Canada is not for sale, you flea.
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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