Newfound(land) Joys
Beware of the Drool
My dog thought that it would be funny
To come galavanting over like a bunny
But he tripped and he slipped
Over drool strings that whipped
And slathered it all over mommy.
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Kelly Robertson
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Disarmament
They say there's no atheism in the foxhole. While I wasn't currently neck-deep in a river of soft sediment, I was still praying to whoever would listen. Why am I doing this again? I would ponder while staring at the device that in no less than a minute could be my undoing. I scanned each and every variable panel and commonplace button as I watched the bright red L.E.D ticker countdown. No wires to cut, no code to put in, there was only one way to stop this infernal machine, and that incurred perfect timing.
By James U. Rizzi3 days ago in Fiction
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Hello how you doing you look beautiful ā¤ļø
Newfs are awesome, heroic creatures. Does yours have the webbed toes? I lived in Newfoundland for a year and a half, but I was disappointed that I didn't run into very many Newfs. Tons of Labs though and Labrador is a part of the same province after all. š
Lol, I agree with Cathy! Hilarious but eww! š¤£š¤£š¤£
lol. this is great, but eww
good writing.
Haha! This was a great one! š¤£š¤£š¤£. I love him! Big dogs are awesome but the drooooooooooool š«£