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My bra did a little dance

Do They Know About It?

By Carol TownendPublished 4 months ago โ€ข 1 min read
My bra did a little dance
Photo by Uliana Kopanytsia on Unsplash

I was only sitting down,

When my bra did a little dance!

I felt it pull on my back,

Then I felt it snap!

I looked around in embarrassment,

Wobbly boobs, no amusement;

Then they gave me an added sentiment,

When my bra fell to my knees!

I tried to escape with my head down,

But then it fell to my ankles,

I felt like such a clown;

The day my bra fell down!

I bent down to pick it up,

And the people caused a stir,

So with scarlet cheeks,

I tried to be discreet;

Escaping down the alleyways

in the street!

I held my boobs with cups made

of plastic,

But they wobbled like elastic!

I put my hands in my pocket-sleeves,

But I felt like such a sleaze;

My bra wasn't pleased!

Then it did a little jig,

And told me my boobs were too big,

And I realized I was wearing the wrong bra!

So with scarlet cheeks, and eyes roaming wide,

I walk into a shop full of bras;

I think to myself,

"Do they know?"

But the shop assistant made it clear so!

"Did your bra do a little dance?" She asked,

Making me feel like such a pratt!

With scarlet cheeks, I nodded,

And vowed never to dance

With my bra again!


About the Creator

Carol Townend

Fiction, Horror, Sex, Love, Mental Health, Children's fiction and more. You'll find many stories in my profile. I don't believe in sticking with one Niche! I write, but I also read a lot too.

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  • Kageno Hoshino4 months ago

    This was kinda funny

  • Omgggg! That must have been so mortifying! Lol!

  • StoryholicFinds4 months ago

    Love it! โ™ฅ๏ธ

  • Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ This had me chuckling The Whole Read Throughout ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘Great Jobโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโœŒ๏ธ

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