Modern Miscommunication

👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left

👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left

👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left … what a bore

👆🏼➡️📱❤️ Yes … oooh I like him

👆🏼➡️📱❤️ Yes … this one is nice

👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left ... nope not that one

👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left … A man with a fish pic is a red flag

An hour or so of this👆🏼⬅️ side to side👆🏼➡️

🛎️ Bing!

It’s a like!

Make a move

Send “😉😏👀 I see you”

Time to talk the talk,

Ask for info on his job,

His dog,

His past,

His life,

Him in all,

Talk,

Talk,

Talk,

Then let the idea of him sit with you.

💬 “Want to chat … not in this app? 😏”, hit send.

🛎️📱 “Hey sexy lady, alas what do you seek?”

Act coy and say 💬 “I’m cool. I take it a day at a time. I need to feel out the vibe.”

You fail to let him know your true goal,

You don’t want to turn him off and go too slow,

🛎️📱 “Send 📷 of you nude” (🚩)

Pay no mind to his text,

Send him semi racy pics in lieu, (🤦🏻‍♀️)

Keep him on the hook,

(Lol 🤣 you just fell for his bait)

From here on out you let him feed you bite size lies,

🛎️📱“I want you girl, here by my side.”

💬 “When do you want to meet face to face?” is what you text.

🛎️📱"As soon as you send me a new pic 😏” (🚩)

🤔 What is one more half nude pic 🤷🏻‍♀️

💬 “🍑🍒” … hit send (🤦🏻‍♀️)

Now you just wait,

& wait,

& wait,

🛎️📱 “Damn girl! when are you free?”

💬 “Now.”

You and him go on a 🌶️🔥 date,

You let him rub your leg at the café,

You low key hope he will move his hand up a bit 😈,

You look at his soft red lips,

You wink and blow him a kiss,

You give off the “take me to bed eyes”

“Let’s go to your car 👉🏼👈🏼” he says in your ear,

You turn pink but say yes,

The oohs and the ahhs,

The “yeah just like that”

The last time you did this was way back when.

But you live for the rush,

You let him call you baby,

You let him call you amor,

You let him call you any name that is not your own,

"Oh. God. I'm. Oh. God. Yes."

Tap out, you are done with your high,

You part ways with a vow to talk and meet real soon.

Fast jump up a week or four,

It’s all been real easy,

Text.

Meet.

Text.

Meet.

The sex has had your mind in a bend,

You now have got a soft spot for him,

🛎️📱"So…I don’t want some new man to have you. I want you for me and no one else.”

You bat your eyes at the text 💬 “What does that mean? What are we?” you say back,

🛎️📱"You are mine to play with. That is for sure.” (🚩)

💬 “☺️🥰” (🤦🏻‍♀️)

But then in time … 👻👻 a long, long hush

I wait.

& wait.

& wait

& wait.

It had been a few days and not a word back from him 👻👻

“Did he play me for a fool?”

“Did I talk too much?”

“Did I go too fast?”

"Did I go too slow?"

“Did I not give him bomb sex?”

“What did I do for this to go awry?”

😭😭😭😭

But then...

🛎️📱 “Hey! You good? When do I see you next?”

💬 “Hey! All is good, hbu? Set the day and the time” you say, but you know it was a lie.

You were not okay with his no text back,

It was not okay that he did not even say “hi,”

💬 “What have you been up to? Not a word or a 'hey' in days, nor an 'I miss you, babe' 🤔 What is up with you?”

🛎️📱”Yeah mami, it’s all good. I’ve been busy. You know how it is. How, ‘bout we meet at noon? Can you come by with your red lace bra 😈.” (🚩)

💬 “Nope. I’ll pass. You have not sent a word in days and you just want me to say ‘come to my bed’? That is not how this goes. That is not how you act with some one who you say you care for.” (🎉🎉)

🛎️📱 "… but baby girl, who told you that we were a pair? Sure, I care, but tbh sex is sex and ‘care’ does not bind us.”

👊🏼💥 🤬🤬🤬🤬

💬 💬 Left on read ….