Moaning Minni

Today it was my dirty shoes, so I wiped them to a gleam

I think that we are done for, no more life's young dream

she was not always like this. We loved laughed and had fun

three years after marriage I am saying what have I done

let this be a lesson to all you men out there

she may look sweet and innocent, but a demon lurks beware

the marriage licence her she owns me 24 hours a day

the kids are her guarantee I can never get away

I used to go out Friday a bear or two with the lads

Then a baby sitter was ordered, and she sat waiting in glad rags

I can't even write this poem she is hovering nearby

So this bickered at man wishes you an under the thumb goodbye