Mediochre Sofa

A Mediochre Sofa was delivered back in March - it was fashioned by Ikea and was purchased at a branch

That was somewhere near the Ringroad on the outskirts of the town and the fabric was called 'Mocha' but to us it just looked Brown

It arrived in several pieces - never looking like they'd fit - and the man accepting ownership don't like the look of it

It featured in a magazine at his posh partner's nan but as soon as he clapped eyes on it, it went back on the van

He claimed to not have ordered it - said they'd made a mistake, that the Mediochre Sofa wasn't really to his taste

So, let this be a lesson if you're trying to be 'It' - that the sofa's sold as 'Mocha' but we know it's really 'Shit'

This tale might be a meta-for those being All-The-Rage but let it be a lesson that 'Kook Kreme' is really 'Beige'