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Love is Grand!
A.H. Mittelman
love has a nice ring. It can make you feel like a king.
Love isn’t mean. Love is life as seen by the eyes of guys who may or may not be lean.
It can seem love is like a bean. It’s good to eat but can’t be beat, gas in your gut from both love and a lean bean that will give away what you ate on your date when you fart and the odor goes like a dart from your butt to her hart.
She fell in love with your gas, your glad for the odor that came from your ass. Your grin can be seen from your butt to your chin, you and your girl are now kin.
You ask for her hand, she says yes. Even her dad says you are gods best!
You live life to the all, you two will not fall, will not fail even if life is a wall. You kiss and feel tall, gas and all.
You are now king and wife, life is good. You rule all the gas of this orb to the most far away star, as you sit and let go of your love fart in your new red car.
Be kind and nice and your love will last long. Love will hit you like a big man hits a gong.
Just wait and see, and love will be your muse, like a long, slow burn fuse.
I’ll even send you two a hug, if you can find the real love bug.
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Comments (5)
Dude! Hahahahahahhaha! I laughed so much for this!
Aw, you old romantic you! Funny and real! Well done, Alex!
Lol, Too funny but sweet at the same time 🥰🥰🥰😂
😁I laughed at the Gas 😤 😆Alex, Great piece ❤️😉📝📝💯❗
Well done!!! Left a red heart!!!❤️❤️💕