Lesson Learned

I met a cute guy in a bar.

We began to make out in my car.

When I felt between us,

his tiny green penis,

I laughed till I puked in a jar.

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I heard there were aliens in town.

I ignored all the warnings they'd sound.

Fed up with the strife,

I went out for the night,

to have fun and perhaps drink a round.

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I prob should have listened from the start,

to the folks who said "take this to heart."

Because now I'm drove crazy,

with ten snot-colored babies,

and I don't even have time to fart.

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forgot to mention image was created on Dall-E