I met a cute guy in a bar.
We began to make out in my car.
When I felt between us,
his tiny green penis,
I laughed till I puked in a jar.
I heard there were aliens in town.
I ignored all the warnings they'd sound.
Fed up with the strife,
I went out for the night,
to have fun and perhaps drink a round.
I prob should have listened from the start,
to the folks who said "take this to heart."
Because now I'm drove crazy,
with ten snot-colored babies,
and I don't even have time to fart.
forgot to mention image was created on Dall-E
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