Lace and Satin
Don't bend over
Photo by Fahad Waheem on Unsplash
There once was a gal from Manhattan
Whose skivvies were all lace and satin
She thought she was "it"
Till her underwear split
And her lips, in the breeze, were a flappin'
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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Comments (55)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a great limerick, lol "D
Lol I love this
I snort-laughed at this one! Nicely written too, you have a a great way with words.
Omg! 😆 Just gave me good laugh!
hahaha and again.These are the best
Creative idea.
I love you, I really do... This was fantastic and so, so naughty! ;)
nice and cheeky!
Oh yeah, there it is. Great one.
😆❤️💯Great limerick✨😉Congratulations💜🎉
This is hilarious. Please, never stop writing Limericks.
that was funny
This is my favourite so far! Funny, witty and a little bit naughty. Love your work, Cathy!
Instant classic! Congratulations on Top Story!
I made the most embarrassing high-pitched laugh reading this 😂. So unbelievably hilarious. This is content we all absolutely love!
Only the one and only Cathy!!! Congratulations on the Top Story!!!
Hmmm, trying to keep my mouth shut. 🤐
Bahahah you really are one hell of a talented limerick writer, Cathy. This is hilarious
Omg Cathy hahaha, excellent
Hilarious 😂 Cleverly done! Congratulations on Top Story, Cathy!
Hilarious! You've perfectly captured the traditional, raunchy spirit of the limerick!
Oh my Gawd!!! You did it! You got away with it and Vocal LOVED IT! 🤣🤣🤣 Great job!!!
This HAD to be a top story. It is a definite contender for the win. Still laughing Cathy. Bloody hilarious. Congratulations. ❤
Congrats. Had me laughing out loud.