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Lace and Satin

Don't bend over

By Cathy holmesPublished 3 months ago 1 min read
Photo by Fahad Waheem on Unsplash

There once was a gal from Manhattan

Whose skivvies were all lace and satin

She thought she was "it"

Till her underwear split

And her lips, in the breeze, were a flappin'

performance poetry

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • Kim2 months ago

    Lol I love this

  • EJ Ferguson3 months ago

    I snort-laughed at this one! Nicely written too, you have a a great way with words.

  • C. H. Richard3 months ago

    Omg! 😆 Just gave me good laugh!

  • Ashleigh Riley3 months ago

    hahaha and again.These are the best

  • Akhilesh Paswan3 months ago


  • Adamu Salisu3 months ago

    Creative idea.

  • Kendall Defoe3 months ago

    I love you, I really do... This was fantastic and so, so naughty! ;)

  • Brenton F3 months ago

    nice and cheeky!

  • Steve Lance3 months ago

    Oh yeah, there it is. Great one.

  • 😆❤️💯Great limerick✨😉Congratulations💜🎉

  • Rikke Kramme3 months ago

    This is hilarious. Please, never stop writing Limericks.

  • Antoinette L Brey3 months ago

    that was funny

  • Em Starr3 months ago

    This is my favourite so far! Funny, witty and a little bit naughty. Love your work, Cathy!

  • Dana Stewart3 months ago

    Instant classic! Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Brin J.3 months ago

    I made the most embarrassing high-pitched laugh reading this 😂. So unbelievably hilarious. This is content we all absolutely love!

  • Only the one and only Cathy!!! Congratulations on the Top Story!!!

  • Roy Stevens3 months ago

    Hmmm, trying to keep my mouth shut. 🤐

  • J. R. Lowe3 months ago

    Bahahah you really are one hell of a talented limerick writer, Cathy. This is hilarious

  • Rachel M.J3 months ago

    Omg Cathy hahaha, excellent

  • R. J. Rani3 months ago

    Hilarious 😂 Cleverly done! Congratulations on Top Story, Cathy!

  • Cori Spears3 months ago

    Hilarious! You've perfectly captured the traditional, raunchy spirit of the limerick!

  • Loryne Andawey3 months ago

    Oh my Gawd!!! You did it! You got away with it and Vocal LOVED IT! 🤣🤣🤣 Great job!!!

  • Caroline Jane3 months ago

    This HAD to be a top story. It is a definite contender for the win. Still laughing Cathy. Bloody hilarious. Congratulations. ❤

  • Nosheen butt3 months ago

    good work

  • Gerald Holmes3 months ago

    Congrats. Had me laughing out loud.

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