There once was a kid named Blaze
Who stayed in his room all his days
His mom assumed porn
Instead he played Korn
To prove that it's not just a phase
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A quick update:
I was truly blown away by all the entries! You all provided me with great and much needed laughs.
In the end, it came down to these five (sorry Paul):
Nantucket fish bucket - Raymond G. Taylor
The Jokes on me 😆 - Lamar Wiggins
Sometimes You Can't - Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
Wazzock - Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred
The Phantom's Phallic Fury - Diane Foster
In the end, Diane's takes home the very humble top prize! Apparently, my soul sought crude or timely humor. Thank you everyone that participated and please accept my Haypennies as reward. If for some reason, I missed one you wrote, please drop it in the comments, and I'll make sure to read it!
A/N:
The world is too serious these days. Enjoy a corny Limerick. Better yet, write one of your own and drop the link in the comments. Sunday, I'll tip the one that made me laugh the most a dollar.
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Matthew J. Fromm
Full-time nerd, history enthusiast, and proprietor of arcane knowledge.
Here there be dragons, knights, castles, and quests (plus the occasional dose of absurdity).
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