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Kaspersky, McAfee & Norton

May They Never Replicate

By Randy Wayne Jellison-KnockPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Kaspersky, McAfee & Norton
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Kaspersky, McAfee & Norton

Were asked if they ever used condoms.

“Well of course,” they replied,

“there are many we’ve tried,

but never, oh never, a Trojan.”

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About the Creator

Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock

Retired Ordained Elder in The United Methodist Church having served for a total of 30 years in Missouri, South Dakota & Kansas.

Born in Watertown, SD on 9/26/1959. Married to Sandra Jellison-Knock on 1/24/1986. One son, Keenan, deceased.

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  • Atomic Historian9 months ago

    This made me laugh so hard. It is deeply ironic to name your condom brand after a people that couldn’t keep the little men out

  • Roy Stevensabout a year ago

    🤣🤣🤣 Those Trojans were like a horse they say...

  • Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago

    Ha! Computer software can't use the most popular brand, it's a virus! This was inventive and very unique!

  • Kristen Balyeatabout a year ago

    Brilliant and so very clever! Haha!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Lol. Another good one.

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    😅...Clever. You never know where these things are going. This one went for it! Great read!

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