Is It Fall Semester Already?

It is a couple days until the start of Fall semester

It takes hours and hours to download a video on my computer

At times like this I would like instead to be a jester

Getting ready for a class can take a lot of time on this old puter!

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Let us not forget this old lady

When I was teaching at a younger age

I don’t remember it being a big deal for that baby

In retirement, someone younger should be pulling this stage.

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If it was just one movie, it wouldn’t be such a big deal

Or maybe if I would have started a bit earlier in the day

Or if someone else was teaching this I squeal

Maybe they would know enough to start yesterday.

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School starts on the 20th of August and it is two days away I bet

I should have paid attention to how to transfer the entire class

Now that may be worth learning and may even be worth learning yet.

But I have a person in mind, that may take my place, she is a younger lass.

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I must be somewhere but not until this loads as it will shut down

Without anyone on here and sign me out

Confidentiality and all it reminds me when I am off fooling around

Well, I am doing laundry and dishes, it is time I shout!

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90%, it can be anytime now

Just maybe a few more minutes to go

How about now brown cow

And the minutes are stalled, oh no

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It is now 91%, I have to stop checking

It is making me crazy to be looking

Did you see the brown cow reference

And I am making no sense

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It is at 92% and there will be a party soon

It is 3:00 in the afternoon

And who knows, it maybe tomorrow at noon!

Be positive I tell myself and I am a buffoon

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Not really, I looked and it was now 93!

It is moving, we are getting somewhere,

See

It is 94 and we are almost there, I swear!

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How many more sets can I do of this rhyme

It is 95

And I am almost out of time

Have to fly and we are still alive.

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It takes about 4 lines, maybe a few more

To get to the next percent

I’m sure you are ready to go to the store

And maybe buy a new scent.

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Yes celebration is coming soon, we are at 96

Red Lake walleye for dinner, my favorite fish ever

This is making me a bit wonky, I need a fix

And fish will do it for me as it has forever!

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97, yes!

I sure don’t blame you if you are done with me

It will be only 3 more sets I guess!

I sure would be

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97 still!

Okay, it doesn’t mean we have stalled

What a pill!

Or does it? I will be appalled

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98, time to skate

I don’t skate anymore

It is getting late

Maybe I should, and I would not be a bore!

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How can anyone stand this

We are at 99 percent and there is strife

I think I will almost miss

this… not on your life!

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Celebrate, celebrate, lets dance to this music,

Now what, we are at 100% and nothing.

The document if not there, I’m sic

And what can I do? Is there anything?

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It saved, it plays and now I can too!

Thank you for hanging in with me Boo!