Infomercial

Pick apart my brain and you'll find nothing because nothing is exactly what lives there...

-B. Vigilant.

~~~

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questions you can't find

the answers to?

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life hurls your way.

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a glitch in the matrix.

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right?

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Blink Away... We don't disappear until you do.