Ibuprofen

Dear Ibuprofen,

I know you can't read and are nonliving but thank you. The last eight days have been very painful but you've been there for me every six hours, except that time I slept through my alarm to take you but that was my fault.

You have helped me stop crying countless times from excruciating pain. You made the swelling improve very quickly, after about only two days. You don't give me nausea and dizziness that other stuff gives me. You work faster and longer than any other meds do. You have helped me so much to survive this agony. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Rene