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I Make a Mean Mug of Meatballs!

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By Rowan Finley Published about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read

I can make a mean mug of meatballs.

Don’t be confused, the mug isn’t mean,

although the pattern is mesmerizing, so it would seem.

The meatballs aren’t too mean either,

unless, of course, they hit your stomach the wrong way...

The meatballs are not rubbery,

they're actually something you can eat.

Take a seat and grab a gleaming fork.

Rest assured, these meatballs aren’t even made of pork.

They are kosher and pretty precocious!

Yes, auspicious, propitious, and delicious!

Step right up for your mean mug of meatballs!

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Rowan Finley

Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.

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    Written by Rowan Finley