I Love Your Legs

You tell me that you hate them,

"There to nobbly,"

So you say!

You hate their lankiness,

And tell me they make you clumsy;

You refuse to wear shorts,

What!

There are hairs, not spiders,

Spiders scare me,

Your legs don't!

Besides,

You look awesome in shorts,

And I see beautiful, not nobbly!

"But they are so pale,"

You say;

Hey,

I saw them naked, the first day I met you,

I fell in love with all of you,

You're not a ghost, you're a man!

If you don't love them, then love them I can,

Don't you know?

I love your legs,

You long-legged Plonka!