I don’t speak “Cave”
From The Depth of Underwear Bottoms
I don't speak "Cave"
Some people aren't as evolved as they think.
Blind ignorance causes many to sink into negative
primal instincts like they are missing links.
But they're not extinct, and are found to be all around
sounding a "Cave" language the unevolved crave to
hear. With clubs and "Ughs!" they cheer words
heard by the caveman.
Such clans have expanded out their caves. And
behave as though they know the ins-and-outs of
things they know nothing about.
The less they know, the more they shout. And will
pout when their stunted grunts are stumped by reason.
An advanced stance on anything does not please them.
Some may want to ease them toward becoming evolved.
But that involves progression of thought and sought
out understanding which can be too demanding for
some, and that's okay.
What causes dismay is relaying ignorance and spreading
intolerance, with no sense, that it sets the human race
back to a place I refuse to go. Because I don't speak "Cave.”
The Depth of Underwear Bottoms
by Yona Vaughan