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Honey Bunny

Easter funny

By Denise E LindquistPublished 6 months ago • 2 min read
Honey Bunny
Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

I walked into the room, and John started to sing:

Ohhh... John is so smart

and Denise is a fart

Ohhh... John is a tart

And the laughter was on... I said, "Oh really, you are a tart? Perfect! I will not forget this! Serves you right for calling me a fart!!"

So then it was a perfect time for Talking Hearts cards:

If you met me today, where would you take me on a date? I would take you to a Mexican restaurant, or we would go to Pizza Ranch. Two of his favorite restaurants, where he likes the taco salad with french dressing, and the open buffet of desserts and pizza.

For a first date, you could try to impress me.

If I were just meeting you today, how would I know what would impress you? Would you rather I say McDonald's, Arby's, or DQ? That wouldn't be me trying to impress you!

What did you have on your mind last night? His answer: Becky. Our youngest (40-year-old), married almost three years, is having difficulty in her marriage. She hasn't returned his call, but he has noticed some troubling Facebook posts.

I said, did you remember to turn her over to God? He just walked away. Easier said than done, I guess.

My honey bunny

Is my Easter funny

We laugh daily

And rarely

have words

He is my songbirds

sometimes sweet

he knows the beat

Sometimes sour

depends on the hour

~

Time to plant flowers

but there is too much snow

it should be rain showers

Time for the snow to go

~

The robins and crows were here

just the other day. Not here now, that's clear

Today, our motorcycles are sitting idle.

Much longer is enough to be suicidal!

Not really, but we do get anxious

There is such a thing as overanxious.

~

Daughter sent pictures of baby chicks

Cuties come covered in feathers

Not for me. Hubby gets kicks

out of chicks. Until he remembers

The poop all over the owner's places.

Not me, I prefer peeps, those cute faces

~

Okay, where is the funny

in this Easter bunny

Antivirus is a pain

when they are the bain

of my existence today

Help me. Please help me

to rid me of McAfee

and gleakies

Time for you to have a good day!

Me too, Boo. Okay?

Tomorrow is honey bunnyday!

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About the Creator

Denise E Lindquist

Retired, working part-time as a Native American culture consultant. I have an MSE, and an ABD. I write on Vocal, and Facebook. Poetry, non-fiction mostly, and working on fiction. Wife, mother, grandmother, and great grandmother.

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    Written by Denise E Lindquist