Hinky Pinky Moe

Hinky Pinky Moe

My big toe

Mary ate a fig

While the dog did dig

Hinky pinky Moe

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There once was a lass named Mary

Who was very scary

Until along came Mike,

Whom she did like,

and asked her on a date

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Did you hear the one about the banana?

Yeah, neither did I.

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Once there was a bull from Nantucket

Who got his head stuck in a bucket

Trying to kiss the bull in his reflection

But, of course, he didn’t see the connection

Because he thought he was perfection.

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Hooray, Hooray

The sky is gray

Telling us it may rain

So that our crops can remain.