Hinky Pinky
My gal Sal Tinky
Eats chocolate by the pound
My, is she very round
Hinky Pinky
She sure can be stinky
When she eats bratwurst
I don't know what is worst
Hinky Pinky
She found a slinky
Down the stairs, it was sent
By the 5th step, it was bent
Hinky Pinky
My gal eats a Twinkie
She's already eaten all in the house
There's not even enough for a mouse
Hinky Pinky
My gal is kinky
When she uses whipped cream
It always makes her scream
Hinky Pinky
I sure look dinky
when I sit beside my gal Sal
My name is Hal
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