Head to Head?
For Harper Lewis' ''Dirty Limerick'' Challenge
Note: For those of you who have not read many of these particular types of poetry, or you are a devotee of that fine series devoted to the nice lady from Nantucket (she really knows how to...well, you know), be prepared...
And after this past week, I needed a laugh...and maybe you did, too?
KD
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I once found my wife in bed
with a man who had no head.
The sex was third-rate.
She had to masturbate...
but at least the guy was dead.
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