Happy Mother’s Day Mom

Happy Mother’s Day Mom

You are the bomb

I love you with all my heart

You are super smart

You are pretty and super witty

You are the best mom ever

You will go down in history

It’s no mystery where I get my sense of humor

You taught me how to walk and talk

You taught how to be strong

You taught me the difference between right and wrong

We’ve been on many fun vacations

You were with me through all my painful operations

I know it’s not easy being a single mom

That’s why i’m glad

Your also my dad

Taking me to sports games

Giving me advice about girls

I will always love you more than any whore I bring home

That’s why I wrote this poem

There’s one last thing I wanted to say

Mom have a great Mother’s Day