Good Day to You Sir

“Good morning beau–"

Let me stop you RIGHT there.

Have you taken me on a date yet?

Have you actually picked my brain

And listened to my heart

To even re-affirm my true beauty?

“Damn babe–"

HOLD-UP, Mr. Casanova.

Have you invested time in me?

Have you gotten to know me?

Do you actually care for me that way?

“I’m sor–"

Before you apologize to me,

Do you actually mean it?

Do you intend to act on that sorry,

Or is it just a sorry-ass apology?

“I really like–"

Me?

Really?

Are you sure?

The fact that you think I believe you is laughable.

If you really want to impress me,

Back-it-on up with some commitment

AND ACTION.

“But I’ve been bu–"

Busy?

Yeah.

I know.

We’re all busy.

“But I fell asl–"

Asleep?

Yeah.

I know.

Same story.

Every time.

And you know what, that’s fine.

Save your apologies and alibis for someone who will actually buy them,

Because this chick ain’t shoppin’ at your store of empty promises and patronization

ANYMORE!

Bye.