Thanks © Cockweasel
i yelled from across the road
to the bus driver
wait i’m putting my shoes on
he told me to
fuck off
my mum asked me
how the tendies were last night
i told her they were a bit dry
she told me to
fuck off
i asked my dad if i could help him
he told me not to let the door
hit me on my arse on the way out
and then he told me to
fuck off
fair dinkum i reckon if we had a dog
and i went to pat it now
it would just snarl and growl
yeah...my dog, telling me
fuck off
i knocked on my sisters door
she threw a shoe and something that broke
but she didn't tell me to fuck off
she told me to
get fucked
instead
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces
Comments (4)
Not the dog too hahahahaha. Loved your poem!
Ho,ho,ho a jolly good day!!
The new Dr Suess
One of those days, huh? Then again, it reads like one of those lives.