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Fuck Off!

a Jason phase?

By BrenPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Thanks © Cockweasel

i yelled from across the road

to the bus driver

wait i’m putting my shoes on

he told me to

fuck off

my mum asked me

how the tendies were last night

i told her they were a bit dry

she told me to

fuck off

i asked my dad if i could help him

he told me not to let the door

hit me on my arse on the way out

and then he told me to

fuck off

fair dinkum i reckon if we had a dog

and i went to pat it now

it would just snarl and growl

yeah...my dog, telling me

fuck off

i knocked on my sisters door

she threw a shoe and something that broke

but she didn't tell me to fuck off

she told me to

get fucked

instead

humor

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Bren

“I know what I mean it to be and respect that someone else may read something entirely different.” Me

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    Written by Bren