Drunk or Smitten
We've all been there
Wit a 4 Loko, ma luv grew.
Shee wuz a 10 who
shot a wink at ma soul
Nd made me SO Loco!
.
Wiht a Buzz Ball, Ma love gru.
He waz a 9 who
gayv me som rizz
tht made my sol fizz!
.
Wit a Beat Box, hour LoVe geru.
We sIp and sAp,
JiVe than dIeD,
Heal Nd ate a PHAT meal!
.
With a Jack and Coke. Meet Myla and Drew.
She can hang like a tank.
He can care like a bear.
They can both chug beer and
all are in aww.
.
Author's Note:
Please drink "responsibly".
About the Creator
Jay Kobayashi
A starving writer from LA who aspires to be plagiarized one day. I like to write about academic pieces that identifies philosophy and psychology in pop culture, and sometimes random fun pieces that interests me or the algorithm!
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