Don't you write some poetry
A comedic poem for open mic night
Hi, my name is Jay
I have a wife, two kids, and I work in a travel agency.
One day, My friends said Jay, are ya busy?
I said, I have a wife an exwife and two kids and six cats and full time job so yeah, I am pretty busy
So they said, Anyway,
Why don’t you write some poetry?
So I said. OK
But what poetry is there to write
When the only poem I ever liked
Was about a bear who wanted soap
But he died in like , the eighth line
So thats a big nope
I don’t want to follow the trope
Of angst and anger of a world of pain
And broken hearts driving souls insane
From world weary folk who fear to love again
And
There are plenty of poets shining light on the machine
Exposing through prose the worst traits of humanity
Reminding us all that nothing is free
And the lies on the TV divorce our minds from reality
But
That is not, too me
Enjoyment you see
I wouldn’t want a legacy
Of bringing the world down with sad face emoji
So
It has been said, you reap what you sow
And so I know, the seeds that I throw
Must be seeds of life and joy
A spark of happiness for they and them and girl and boy
Like giving out a brand new toy
And whatever else rhymes with oy
Well it doesn’t matter anywoy
I will tell some jokes, both short and long
Maybe even rhyme them like a song
Perhaps I’ll write them down as well
Hmm, I guess I’ll need to learn to spell
So, That is how I’ll make my way,
With corny jokes by night and day
Limericks, knock knocks, puns, hey hey
I know that it may seem passe
But that is how I want to play
And when I’m on my deathbed cold and gray
My gathered friends will say
Bro, You worked in a travel agency
But you didn’t make any jokes about traveling
And I will respond, Hi, my name is Jay
And I don’t know Anything about basketball
About the Creator
Jerald Wegehenkel
Part time writer, full time weirdo. I focus on short works of fantasy and fiction, and dabble in a bit of poetry.
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