Dirty Movie Dud

They were just two actors who needed publicity, so they decided to make a dirty movie duplicitously.

The director yelled action, they started making love fast and fun, it was wild like they were on the run.

The motions and noises they made seemed fake, but they knew the audience would still think they were great!

They made an entire two hour movie about love making and filth, lucky for them they were more attractive then any MILF.

The director wanted character development so they pretended to be waiters, and after they finished the deed they went back to their table waiting labors.

They wrapped up the filming and the directors smiled, he said “congratulations! This will get the audience riled!”

They released the film and barley anybody went to see the movie, this was until the actors demanded people ‘review me.’

After many negative reviews, it got some positive publicity, one critic said it set his ‘soul free.’

The movie was a sleeping hit and became a cult classic, and more people have now seen it then famous titles about the Jurassic.