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Dinowars: Triceratop Strikes Back

Triceratop’s diss rebuttal to Brachiosaurus

By Joe PattersonPublished about a month ago Updated about a month ago 1 min read
Top Story - May 2024

Eh, what’s up long neck. If this rap battle was a car crash then you just entered the wrong wreck.

You wanna fight? Well come and get it boy. You can’t handle the Triceratop ya tall skinny boy.

Facing me means you’ll meet defeat. When I get done with you ya might get mad enough to start eating meat.

Why you talkin’ so tough in this battle tryna flex. You’re a vegan moon kisser, stop acting like Rex.

Dear Brachio, there’s something that you have to know. This umbrella head here can kick butt like Ralph Macchio.

Don’t test me because I’m way stronger than you can conceive. Keep ya head high vegan boy, go back to eating leaves.

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Joe Patterson

Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.

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Comments (12)

  • Angie the Archivist 📚🪶25 days ago

    Roxy just confirmed his reputation as King Bully!😡 …’ Facing me means you’ll meet defeat. When I get done with you ya might get mad enough to start eating meat.’ Clearly he isn’t into inclusivity 👎🏽

  • Anna 29 days ago

    Congrats on Top Story! :)

  • ROCK about a month ago

    Haha, vegan boy. Fun piece and humouristique!

  • Joe O’Connorabout a month ago

    This is so creative - I was definitely adding my own beat to this!

  • Jazmine Ambrosiaabout a month ago

    Cute and creative! I was actually laughing out loud nice poem.

  • Dana Crandellabout a month ago

    Very fun and imaginative, Joe! Congratulations on Top Story and a great challenge entry!

  • Dr. Jason Benskinabout a month ago

    Nice Work. I enjoyed your poem very much. Let me know your thoughts on my work, open to constuctive feedback.

  • Christy Munsonabout a month ago

    Congratulations on Top Story! 🥳

  • Belleabout a month ago

    I love this take on the challenge! Cleverly written! Congrats on top story!

  • Melissa Ingoldsbyabout a month ago

    Rekindles the fond memory of watching Robin Williams do the dinosaur rap in Mrs. Doubtfire. Great job 💝

  • angela hepworthabout a month ago

    This made me laugh out loud!! Man, does Kendrick have some competition!

  • Very creative, unique!

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