Dinowars: Triceratop Strikes Back
Triceratop’s diss rebuttal to Brachiosaurus
Eh, what’s up long neck. If this rap battle was a car crash then you just entered the wrong wreck.
You wanna fight? Well come and get it boy. You can’t handle the Triceratop ya tall skinny boy.
Facing me means you’ll meet defeat. When I get done with you ya might get mad enough to start eating meat.
Why you talkin’ so tough in this battle tryna flex. You’re a vegan moon kisser, stop acting like Rex.
Dear Brachio, there’s something that you have to know. This umbrella head here can kick butt like Ralph Macchio.
Don’t test me because I’m way stronger than you can conceive. Keep ya head high vegan boy, go back to eating leaves.
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Joe Patterson
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Comments (12)
Roxy just confirmed his reputation as King Bully!😡 …’ Facing me means you’ll meet defeat. When I get done with you ya might get mad enough to start eating meat.’ Clearly he isn’t into inclusivity 👎🏽
Congrats on Top Story! :)
Haha, vegan boy. Fun piece and humouristique!
This is so creative - I was definitely adding my own beat to this!
Cute and creative! I was actually laughing out loud nice poem.
Very fun and imaginative, Joe! Congratulations on Top Story and a great challenge entry!
Nice Work. I enjoyed your poem very much. Let me know your thoughts on my work, open to constuctive feedback.
Congratulations on Top Story! 🥳
I love this take on the challenge! Cleverly written! Congrats on top story!
Rekindles the fond memory of watching Robin Williams do the dinosaur rap in Mrs. Doubtfire. Great job 💝
This made me laugh out loud!! Man, does Kendrick have some competition!
Very creative, unique!