Did I Tell You What Happened to Me Today?
Chile, let me tell you what happened to me today.
Chile, let me tell you what happened to me today
I went home early from work, wanting to get a little rest
You know, before my old man and the kids got home in the evening
Well, before I get in the do' good, my old man laying up on the couch
I stopped dead in my tracks, thinking, What in the world is going on here?
I say, Roscoe, what you doing here? He say, Oh hey, baby. It's time for you already?
I'm like, What you mean, is it time for me already? Why are you here?
Oh, baby, I was gonna tell you, but you been so stressed out, I got laid off
I turned my happy butt around and went back to work
It made no sense both of us there, when I could be making some money
He told me to have a good day, ain't that some mess?
Chile, let me tell you what happened to me today
I get a call from my kids' school and lil Timmy and Tommy are acting up
I get home and have a talk with the boys and find out
Roscoe hasn't been clear with them on how to treat other children
He told them to have each other's back
Well, Tommy was having trouble with one kid and told his brother
Timmy and Tommy beat the boy up and now the rest of the kids
Are afraid of my boys, ain't that some mess?
Chile, let me tell you what happened to me today
I'm in my car, running late this morning
Go to start my car, my car said, EH-EH-EH-EH-EH
And had the nerve to cough black smoke
I call triple A, only to be told that the bill, ain't been paid
For the last 3 months, I'm like, What in the world?
So, I call me an Uber, they are busy with a 35-minute wait
So, then I remember Roscoe ain't using his car, right?
I go get in his car and this monkey ain't got no gas
I had to walk a mile to catch the Metra, ain't that some mess?
Girl, let me tell you what happened to me
I get up to go to the bathroom last night
And Randy, the dog, dun ate up my house shoe
Then, I go in the bathroom, with one shoe on
And Roscoe or Randy, dun peed on the flo'
While I am fussing about my wet foot
I turn and sit and the toilet and got a wet butt!
Now I'm hollering, because this monkey
Dun left the seat up, ain't that some mess?
Girl, what happened to you today?
Nothing...because yesterday,
I kicked Roscoe out and told him don't come back
Til he has a job, the kids are staying with my sister
For the next three days, old Randy the dog,
Is in the doghouse where he belongs
I paid triple A and got my car towed
Then got up early this morning got me an Uber
Chile, I'm good today
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