Deepliest Thoughts

I had hepatitis C as a child, but I worked very hard and got Hepatitis C+.

Centaurs and mermaids: should they hook up?

If they build a statue of a pigeon in a park, does that mean we are allowed to defecate on it?

What would happen if Tarzan lived on the Planet of the Apes?

Whenever you feel that you are wearing something inappropriate in public, simply remind yourself of the worst outfit you've seen someone in, and remind yourself that you cannot do worse than that. Or can you?

Every David has a Goliath, but not every Goliath has a David.

The problems that beggars face is that they waited too long to ask for money. It is easier to get money once you have it (just ask your local bank).

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