Cooking Is A Scam
A Limerick Poem
Cora has a recipe book
She used it all the time to cook
She cooks for hours
Her husband devours
And swiftly turns it into poop
A limerick is a humorous five-line poem with just one stanza. Limericks have an AABBA rhyme scheme and a bouncy rhythm. The subject matter of a limerick is often whimsical and funny.
Limericks all follow the same structure and pattern which sets them apart from other poetic forms and makes them easily identifiable.
- A limerick consists of five lines arranged in one stanza.
- The first, second and fifth lines must rhyme and have 7 to 10 syllables.
- The third and fourth lines must rhyme and only have 5 to 7 syllables.
- The rhythm of a limerick is anapestic, which means two unstressed syllables are followed by a third stressed syllable.
- The first, second, and final line each have three anapests—da dum da da dum da da dum.
- The third and fourth lines have two anapests-—da dum da da dum.
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About the Creator
Dharrsheena Raja Segarran
I'm a Certified Nutritionist 🌱 and these are what I mostly write:
〰️ Fiction (Horror/Thriller)
〰️ Non-Fiction (Nutrition and True Crime)
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Very amusing! It's good to know Cora's husband isn't full of... well, you know... 🙂
Ha, ha! Isn't that the truth!
Funny and too the point. Absurd for sure:)
I hope Cora's husband savors every bite Not a crumb goes to waste, they lick their plates with delight Then hopefully they enjoy the rest of their time As they enter their golden years, away from their prime And still look forward to dinner being served at night
Fun read! Congrats on your Top Story! 🎉
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very well done and if you could read my new story I know what you did
LOL What goes in must come out. Fun limerick. Contrats on Top Story.
I'm gonna use it in my daily life now 🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha this is hilarious. Love it my friend.
Lol!!! Love this!!!
Haha! So good!
True to the last bite. And to the last... er... well...
Haha! I think there quite possibly is not anything more true than this 😅 Love it!! ❤️❤️
Tell the truth, and people will laugh!
Great job 👏
This really made me laugh. It's a brilliant and humorous read.