i stuffed half a kilo of pure heroin
into condoms then up my butt
as i sat inside the toilets
at the Bali Pizza Hut
i broke into a cold sweat
as i contemplated my crime
i was prepared to spend the profits
but not to do the time
i made it to the airport
and aboard the plane without a hitch
i slipped into a nervous doze
as i thought about getting rich
the flight was without consequence
tea and coffee came and went
all i could think of was Sydney
cashed up and fuckin bent
i got stopped at airport customs
it caused a minor stir
they looked me up they looked me down
and then said "THIS WAY SIR!"
escorted to a private room
and told to remove my clothing
i must confess i was a fucking mess
and in a state of fear and loathing
i heard the SNAP of a rubber glove
guaranteeing it's snug tight fit
i cringed cause i knew any second now
it's all gonna turn to shit
my colonic stash was invaded
aside, bruised my pride was cast
the greasy long arm of the law
was half way up my arse
About the Creator
Brenton F
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A situation like in ‘Midnight Express’…
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