Cauliflower Steak?
This Vegetable's Ambition is an Absolute Absurdity
By Donna ReneePublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
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Photo by Karolina Kołodziejczak on Unsplash
He seared it and seasoned it nice
You take a bite and you think twice
The hell did I eat?
That tasted like feet!
This should have been turned into rice
*** I love cauliflower but this is getting ridiculous***
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About the Creator
Donna Renee
Hi! Thanks for reading! My hobbies include making coffee, drinking coffee, and starting to write a story and then rage-deleting it when I get the slightest bit frustrated.
Work in Progress: WOWH, cozy mystery (paranormal elements)
Comments (20)
Ha hah hahahah. Looks yummy, tastes funny. So many great stories, so few big winners. Pshaw!
Fabulous!!!💖💖💕
My husband has forbidden cauliflower pizza crust in this house. He considers it an abomination. I've never tried to pass it off to him as steak! :D Fun limerick!
Omg I need to feed my daughter cauliflower! Great poem too!
Haha! On point, I do love the pizza crust though 😊🤣😊🤣
I agree... cauliflower is not the hero it is being made out to be!
No steak the pizza isn’t bad😂
Call it the Vegan option and charge an arm and a leg for it
Nailed it! Hey, cauliflower stay in your lane! I loved this one! 💖
Yeah I’m all in when it comes to adding more veggies, but I feel like cauliflower just wouldn’t do a steak justice 😆
Ha! Good one! Cauliflower is super gross!
LOL! I didn’t know this was a thing. I like cauliflower but I’m very carnivorous.
Loves this. I agree that it tastes like feet. You hit the prompt perfectly.
So clever! 🤣
Your poetic skills are impressive and your sense of humor is great, even if the cauliflower didn't turn out as expected.
Love it, Donna! Made me smile! :) You've got a great sense of humour and are so clever with word choice and developing a theme!
Gotta say, that grilled cauliflower looks sooo good! But the verse is clever!
That one really works well in using the Limerick rhythm to pump-up the humor. That photo looks like someone's baking up a cheese-cauliflower snack. It's making my mouth water and I just finished supper!
Lol. Good one, and I agree
Loved this, very witty!