So there i was
at the zoo one day
minding
my own affairs
mildly aroused
by the leaf eating antics
of a couple
of koala
bears
i was hypnotised
by their furry little bums
as they nibbled
a eucalyptus
treat
i couldn't keep
my hand out of my pants
so
i started
to beat
my meat
as they gorged
their native dinner
i stroked
like a
hellbound sinner
it was hand
to gland
combat
and i
was going
to be
the winner
as they neared the end
of their evening repast
i........
was "approaching the bend"
way too fast
i slowed and conceded
the release that i needed
was probably one
that i would
want to last
in a post dinner stupor
they sat there all dazed
i was flogging it
loony like
mad,
wank stunned
and crazed
and suffice it to say
to this very day
i'm banned from the zoo
and
marsupials
at play
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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