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Bag of Lays

My ode to potato chips

By Joe PattersonPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

Snack money in my pocket. You know I had to save a grip. I’m walkin’ to the store to get me some potato chips.

The coins in my pants are definitely something I had to save if I was gonna snag me a bag of Lays.

Got to the store with a quickness. God himself is the only thing that could separate me from the salty goodness.

A million dollars is what those potato shards feel worth. You know its gotta be the greatest snack on earth.

I grabbed the biggest bag because I desperately need one. Ate a billion of em’ because I couldn’t just eat one.

My favorite snack that I had to slay. Enough crumbs to keep my parents mad today. Ain’t nothin’ in this world as tasty as a bag of Lays.

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Joe Patterson

Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.

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    Written by Joe Patterson