If a UFO was to land in my yard
Due to the need for fuel
I’d take the alien in and explain to him
We need to get him home
Before the Men in Black show up
I’ll tell him that they are not like the ones in the movies
These just want to dissect him
And steal his technology
Then, I would gift him helium-filled balloons
Because his craft runs off of light gas
Once his ship is refueled,
He will ask to take me and mine
On a trip to his home planet
On the flight to his solar system
He will let me control the music selection
Where I introduce him to the Gods of Rock
And he will introduce me to a meal called Glack
We will get along like two peas in a pod
And he will be so thankful
I warned him about the men clad in all black.
Our friendship will be the start of a new era.
As I grow old at the place of an alien’s birth.
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