(start now)
being depressed is depressing
...so don’t do it
same goes for being boring
git oot with ye pinched yawns
being anything less than yourself
that’s very boring and all been done before
by nameless individuals some of note
in case you seem to think we wasn’t sure
i needed to write something special
something that everyone should read
i spilled out meaningless mind mumbles
in spite in demand instead and indeed
so i decided right then and there
in order to be properly heard
i’ve have to pretend to be foreign
i needed to curl and timbre my word
more Spud Murphy than a grooving pict
i crudely curled my tongue and uttered
a strange Hibernian flavoured gibberish
i crossed my eyes my fingers and muttered
i feel a cringe surge and rise from deep within
once again everything went black
i had crossed another invisible line
and from that there’s no coming back
ya ken?
(finished)
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Brenton F
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Comments (5)
bahahaha...I really don't know whether to be annoyed and insulted by this or to just admit to you that this made me almost wet myself with laughter! Genius, pal...just genius. I may have to try and do an Aussie-sounding poem, though lol. 🤣🤣🤣
I tried to be Billy Connelly in my heed (head)
Lol, this was a fun poem!
I ken indeed… love this!!
'Tis a bonny poem ya got 'ere. Sorry, I read the title and tried not to laugh out loud (rather brilliant piece of work you have here). So, I ken what you got 'ere, ye Hibernian kilt-clad punk! ;)