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No right answers, no way back.

By The Dani WriterPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
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"Oooh—when are you due?"

Her face, now thunderous rage,

"Do I LOOK pregnant???!!!"

Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! It comes with free advice that is golden:-

When in doubt (or not)...don't...say...anything. Your 'Hail Mary' trump card response is, "Queen, yes, cuz you are positively GLOWING!"

But, it might have already been used too much, or may not work, so...

Check-in with 'The Dani Writer', I still want you to live!

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The Dani Writer

Explores words to create worlds with poetry, nonfiction, and fiction. Writes content that permeates then revises and edits the heck out of it. Interests: Freelance, consultations, networking, rulebook-ripping.

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