A Playful Spin on Traditional Poetry: Four Silly Stories

write title this poet There once was a man from Peru

Who wore only one single shoe

He said, "I'm unique,

And my balance, so chic,

But my friends all say, 'Dude, get two!'"

There was a young lady named Sue

Who tried to make coffee with glue

She stirred and she stirred,

But the drink was absurd,

And now she just sticks to Mountain Dew.

There was an old man from the north,

Whose beard was exceedingly coarse,

He said, "It's quite grand,

To have hair on my gland,

But I'm not sure about the hair on my horse."

There was a young boy named Jack,

Whose butt crack was always quite black,

His mother would scold,

But he just said, "Hold,

I'm saving it up for my next trip to Iraq."

Now, I know these poems are quite silly,

But hopefully, they've made you feel dilly,

So laugh and be gay,

And have a wonderful day,

And remember, life is never too chilly!