A Pastor's Snafu-Senryu, Take 2
Next Time Make Sure It's Off
By Randy Wayne Jellison-KnockPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Photo by KAL VISUALS on Unsplash
Exiting the john,
Ready for the church service,
Microphone was on.
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True story, personal, faced by most pastors at some time during their ministry, unfortunately usually during times of great gastro-intestinal distress. For me, someone knocked on the bathroom door & said, "Pastor, could you please turn your microphone off."
About the Creator
Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock
Retired Ordained Elder in The United Methodist Church having served for a total of 30 years in Missouri, South Dakota & Kansas.
Born in Watertown, SD on 9/26/1959. Married to Sandra Jellison-Knock on 1/24/1986. One son, Keenan, deceased.
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