A Letter to My Other Mother
Dear Mother Nature, I will not...
Dear Mother Nature,
I will not be turning 50 this January,
and there is nothing you—or Father Time—can do
to make me.
I will stop having
birthdays and parties that
celebrate yet another year
gone—to the tune of
“Happy Birthday to You”
I’ll no longer acknowledge
the lines that are being added
to my face making me look
like a child’s drawing
of an Oak tree.
I will use “push up” push up bras,
to combat the sagging egos of
Lilly and Lillibet.
Hopping up and down,
I will shove myself
into those spanxy underwear
that leave me with no
room to exhale, let
alone inhale the truth that I’m fat
enough to need them.
The only thing I will allow
you to take from me is
old Aunt Flo
since you can never
count on her to
be there when you
need her, and
she always shows up
at the most inappropriate
times.
As for my hair,
I will just keep
coloring it
to Loreal Essence #18
Mahogany Brown.
I will draw in more eyebrows
as time begins to pluck
them out one
by one.
No longer will you control my moods,
or entice people into thinking
I’m nuts with all my hot flashes.
I shall dispose of your evidence by swirling it
down the drain every time “Calgon takes me away.”
Instead, I will cast you onto some
unsuspecting wisp of a girl who
passes by, her blonde hair blowing about
in the wind, pink pouty lips
and showing more cleavage than the
Grand Canyon.
With a touch of my
Hand I will pass you
to her and smile to myself,
knowing that the days
of her life have now been
counted as well.
About the Creator
Susan Sargis
I've been writing my whole life. I've been published online, and I have a short story on Amazon Kindle titled "Good Girl Gone." Excited to read many stories, poems and prose here on this site. I read a lot because it improves my writing.
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